Need the help from a Very Attractive Female

Need the help from a Very Attractive Female

My wife of almost 20 years has decided that she no longers wants to be married. We have 3 sons and she has run off to sow her wild oats. However we both have face book accounts and she is still listed as my friend. What I am looking for is a Beautiful woman who would be willing to invite me to be your friend on facebook so when my, what ever you would like to refer to her as, (she thinks she is a cougar) looks at my friend list she sees you and wonders who you are. If you are not willing to do this I understand but I would love for her to think that it took me no time at all to find a women that was more Beautiful than her.

I am waiting for your response with a picture

Oh, this modern love, with the Facebook and the Twitter and the Sexting and that thing with the person...oh, that monkey's gonna pay.

Ahem. Never fear, Auntie is here to help. This is the lovely Vera Krasikova. She is 25 and lives in Kiev. She is also single! Perhaps you can write to her, c/o the E-Russian Bridess Agency, and suggest that she will reach a larger volume of eligible American men with a Facebook account. It's a win-win situation for both of you!

obedient boy needs Female Cannibal

obedient boy needs Female Cannibal obedient trained slave boy NEEDS Woman into control and with a Cannibal fetish. I am serious and will send pics. 5'10" 155lbs No Limits No outs

Auntie would like to know- does this mean that unlike most men, he WANTS you to bite him there?

We hear from the Villain himself!

Hello,

I am the person who originally posted the this ad: http://seethatguy.blogspot.com/2009/02/villain-seeks-willing-damsel-in.html#comments on Chicago Craigslist. I periodically do a search to see if anyone on there has the audacious lack of imagination to plagiarize my postings and claim them as their own (which has happened before, and I am self-contentedly narcissistic enough to be curious as to who might be lame enough to do so). Imagine my amusement when my Internet inquiry turned up your blog, with my words and photo displayed upon it. Very droll!

However, I must take exception to attributing to me in your comment a fondness for a hack like Anne Rice (A. N. Roquelaure) or Ayn Rand (who I find mostly pretentious, although a much better wordsmith than Rice). Please, give me some credit!

At the very least, my posting made for a much more entertaining read than the crap clown poster http://seethatguy.blogspot.com/2009/01/okthats-it.html#comments and I my photo was more pleasing to they eye than THIS: http://seethatguy.blogspot.com/2009/01/fat-hairy-loves-guns.html .

Incidentally, whether it was what I wrote, or what they saw in my photo, the response to that posting was phenomenal—more than 300 respondents total. Of course, most of them had imaginations that far exceeded their tolerance, but I can afford to be selective given how I compare to the rest of the CL pickings (see, I said I was narcissistic, didn't I?).

Anyway, I was bored enough to take a break from my paying writing to indulge in some that is entirely frivolous to respond to your enshrinement of my Craigslist immortality. Be careful out there in the electronic wasteland; there are some weird ones lurking about, to be sure!

B

And this, my sparkling dewdrops, is why your Auntie loves the internets. People listen to what I say! It's hard to get such rapt attention in real life, at least until I hike up The Girls.

Darling Mr. Villain, Auntie Jane is so glad to hear that the ad is working for you. More tail for all!

And Now For Something Completely Different

And Now For Something Completely Different

Okay I,m not looking for gypsies tramp,s or thief,s,hooker,s or women with fetishes or in any cult,or in committed or uncommitted relationship,s.I don,t except g or hot mail,Im only interested in an honest person that I can truly trust and expects the same. So, let,s start with I,m not working,I,don,t drive and I,do live with my aunt.Leagally I,m licensed to cut&style hair in Texas.Now I, know somewhere out there saying is this cat for real? All I,can say is MEOW so ,any takers or talker,s out there?Remember "The truth will set you free" "WARNING";side effect,s may include romance,with spontanious multigasm,s in rare case,s ,and LTR is possible

You're right- living with your aunt is completely different. Most guys live with their mom.

On the other hand, Auntie could use a new cut and curl...

a differant approach

a differant approach

this is stuff i dislike

fashion, razors, steak, crowded beaches, bling, these fake holidays that are centered on fairytales, grammer, bars, all three of my dads, conclusions, those with one set of eyes that never try someone elses boots on,

this is stuff i like

ipods, combination beverages, playing games, the woods, my moms dogs, kissing necks, fruit(its so sexy) and maybe you

This is stuff I'm never gonna understand

speling, why noone ansers me

eyebrows and other things

eyebrows and other things


this is to all women out there. please stop messing up your face by screwing with your eye brows. Im not talking about neglecting your unibrow or the stray hairs but stop treating them like a bonsai tree. If you are drawing crap onto them its so far from right its hopeless to talk about. Im not trying to be funny. myself and any of my friends that dont have a hooker fetish agree, it makes you look nasty. Im not a bad looking person, Im just a dude on a rant. So please, for all the is good and holy, stop it. The picture is to the extreme. somewhat natural eyebrows are better. it doesnt look right when you do weird crap. my apologies if this picture is you. For the use of it and for your eyebrows. email me with questions if you feel the need. But if you are wondering then its probably because they are indeed messed up

some people are wondering why this is up again, well its because I got some emails. Looks like I need to clarify a few points. Yes, the hair above the lip area looks kinda like a eyebrow, but I wasnt including it. Shave the stache, wax, lazer, do what you gotta do. despite the fact that us guys think mustaches are rad on us you ladies hate them. So you can imagine its even worse when you're sporting one. Hair under the pits. Some guys might have a yeti fetish, who knows. Yes im leaving another zone out on purpose. So no emails are needed about that

normal slightly maintained eyebrows=good
drawn on nasty=treason against jesus-(nearly as bad as the snuggy. you dont want to get me started)

Dude has a point. Bad eyebrows are one of your Auntie's pet peeves as well, particularly the ones that look like sperms. Auntie Jane is an open-minded girl, but if you like the sperms on your forehead, she doesn't want to know about it.

More regrettable eyebrows here.

part sir walter raleigh part six mix a lot

part sir walter raleigh part six mix a lot - 55 (I would be your shadow)



Wednesday child is full of street drugs. Joe King.
I have had a nice run of late. I have started emailing with a seriously nice woman. I knew that this would work. Only took five months. Who cares. It happened.
She was able to choke down my being a bed wetting mama's boy, and having been in an abusive relationship with my inner child.
She does not care that I am devoid of rudimentary spelling skills, and voted for Nixon once.
I hope that you will be able to trade down, and have your reality check cashed, by the non imaginery lumberjack, that you dream about. He does not exist. I do.
I digress. I wish you the best in your search for suitable dolt companionship.
My beloved to be, emailed me the best set of adjectives, and nouns, this horse sick cowboy could want. Hey, you can be the funny one, you can be the smart
one, you could be the big purse, but, my future love interest is the available "one". So, beware the ides of April. Keep those responses coming.
The funny smart nice guy has found true like in cyberspace. She does not want to see the bald guy with glasses/mustache picture.
OR I AM TRYING TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS.

Remember when Shatner covered Tambourine Man? And he made it sound really creepy, like if the tambourine man didn't sing any more, he'd find Bill Shatner in his crawl space, fondling a butcher knife and one of Mrs. Tambourine Man's nighties?


That's how this guy sounds.

IN THE JINGLE JANGLE MORNING HE'LL COME FOLLOWING YOU.

Repressed Female Psychology Majors

Repressed Female Psychology Majors



It began as alter boys visiting first Milwaukee Braves game with Knot Hole Club, in Milwaukee. Father Vujnovich popped for tickets and peanuts, (we had to steal our own beer). I got Shell Shock from the peanuts and it lasted until college. What cured me was attending my freshman psychology class in deviant behavior at Wisconsin in Mad City. With me as the exception the entire class was female, all very attractive! The Prof had been tossed out of Berkeley by then Gov. Ronald Reagan. A number of the women were from the Chicago burbs (lots of New Trier sweatshirts). Professor Pravda would bring standing ovations and the girls to outright orgasmic psychosis. With the opportunity to explain my shell-shock episode a number of women (feeling empathy), Irish Catholic and Jewish, (feeling guilt) wished to try various therapy methods (Humanistic, Imago, Rhythm). I was eventually cured, however could identify with Christopher Jones in "Three in the attic". I have been celibate for this entire millenium and the shell-shock has returned following a wet dream sequence.
Looking to hook up for coffee, analysis or LTR for those interested in Dissertations.
Prof Pravda never paid taxes and is now an appointee in Obama Adm. Angie, lobotomized, works for D.N.C. Carmon, Tried to patent gonja-institutionalized, watches Daffy Duck all day.
Zelda-Headed up local S.D.S. Claudia, after 12 kids by 12 radicals joined Vassar faculty and invented birth control method. Libby, owned Palmer House. Candy, worked Mustang Ranch.
Susan, started alcohol and drug re-hab center in Highwood Ill. after much experience sample testing. Janet, became a capitalist and fine Republican, (my favorite).

Oh my stars and garters! Clearly, your auntie has not partaken of enough psychedelics to understand this ad. Pass the windowpane, please.

I AM YOUR IVORY ROMEO!

LOOKING FOR MY EBONY JULIET! I AM YOUR IVORY ROMEO!

I'M A SINGLE WHITE GUY FROM BEAVERTON 6'5'' ATTRACTIVE, ATHLETIC, AND AM LOOKING SPECIFICALLY FOR BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMAN OUT THERE, A WOMAN THAT EPITOMIZES WHAT EBONY BEAUTY IS. A LOT OF PEOPLE COME ON HERE BEING BLAND AND NOT BEING SPECIFIC ON WHAT THEY LOOK FOR BUT I AM. I AM LOOKING FOR THAT LADY, THAT QUEEN BETWEEN 21-30, EXCEPTION CAN BE MADE ON THOSE AGES, I JUST WANT TO WEED OUT THE TEENS, AND OLDER WOMEN, I WANT SOMEONE WHOM I CAN TREAT LIKE A QUEEN, SUPPORT HER, AND LOVE HER AND BECOME HER KING. PLEASE DON'T HAVE ANY BABY DADDY DRAMA, AND BE A MISS INDEPENDANT! I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU!

Now, my sweet potatoes, I want to make sure you know that your Auntie Jane is 100% what the kids these days call "queer positive". I fully support the right of all consenting adults to do whatever the hell they want to each other as long as it doesn't involve children, animals or clowns. Having said that...

DUDE, YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR YOUR EBONY MERCUTIO BECAUSE THAT PICTURE IS SERIOUSLY GAY!

again i like girl from russija

again i like girl from russija

Please l realy like girl from rusija becouze l speak po russki very good.I have god jobs and i look good.I need somebady for frend for go out like diner just for fun,maybe more.Thanks

My little peach blossoms, your Auntie Jane used to work with a young man from Kazakhstan. He did indeed sound just like Borat, but he smelled much better. He was a charming man who greeted everyone with a hearty slap on the keister, and he used to tell me lovely stories about his past.

"When Vladimir was young, go to school in Leningrad, all the time drink, drink drink. Very bad. Now Vladimir is good boy, do not drink or smoke tobacco, go to church on Sunday. This time, when was young, I did meet mayor's wife. We drink many bottles champagne. Hee hee hee, oh, was very bad. We have such fun."