Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Looking for a nice girl for my very shy son

Looking for a nice girl for my very shy son

(SPAMMERS WILL BE DELETED W/O BEING READ) I was hoping there is a nice S/W/F girl out there who would be willing to meet up with my son. He is extremely shy and I know he will not do this on his own. He is 23 years old, 5'10 180 N/s social drinker only and works out every day. He has a regular job and his own place but stays very much to himself because he basically grew up with a father/ man image in his life. If you are a kind and gentle female who is looking for a guy who doesn't only have one thing in mind (lol) like most men do, and would like to meet a quiet, kind, thoughtful guy who likes to take his dogs to the park, bowl, just have fun, etc. then let me know and I will share more info with you and his pictures. I would like to know your stats too and also see a picture of you. I was hoping to find someone by 4th of July weekend so that maybe my husband and I and the two of you can all spend the weekend together doing something fun like taking a ride to the mountains or beach and bike ride or raft, camp etc... This is real, so you be too. and let me know if this sounds interesting to you... He doesn't know i am doing this so we will introduce you as a daughter of my new husbands friend and he won't know this is how we found you.

Yeah. That doesn't sound creepy at all...

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Daughter wanted - m4w - 60

Daughter wanted - m4w - 60

At this point in life I would like to create a legacy to leave on Earth.

After 20 years of working to improve my health and those around me..(great success with myself but little success with others).

10 years of working to improve the world - environment, socially, emotionally.

What I want to do is create with a young woman a paradise on 2.5 acres preferable surrounded by like minded people in a community. A small house, two (maybe cob) a garden, a woodlands, a fruit orchard, green fence, green house etc. The woman (you?) can use the property to attract a prince and start a family. Me, I get to live out my life on the land and be naturally buried on the land (perhaps be reincarnated as a descendant of you and your prince.)

Sound strange - just please move on.

Sound intriguing please read the ringing cedar series of
Anastasia books.

If this resonants with you please respond with how this idea resonants with you.

Thank you.

As our beloved Plumcake recently said, "Princesses are real estate deals with ovaries attached." Ok, being a princess usually means owning a bitchin' tiara, but dang. Is it really worth it to be trapped out in BFE with a creepy old dude?

Ok, maybe in this economy...

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Mail Order Bride wanted

Mail Order Bride wanted- 47

Seeking younger woman (age 20 or so) with one daughter (age two or so). Is ok to want more kids as I love kids. Divorced very nice business owner seeks a life again after wife left (after 23 years and three kids) for greener pastures. Large comfy home and very stable environment in the suburbs for the little one. Club membership with pool year round, summer local pool access and way more. Two High School boys at home ages 14 and 16 - great kids. Please message me if you are around the age (give or take) that I seek and willing to be a faithful wife. I always wanted a girl but got all boys. Slender to average is preferred - no heavyweights. This is available RIGHT NOW. Hope to hear from you soon - picture appreciated.

Um. Weirdly specific much? Auntie's a little creeped out now. Let's you and me go to a happier place.

Oh yeah. That's better.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

I post a lot not munipulate or hard-up

I post a lot not munipulate or hard-up I am just a good guy, for real - 53

Yes i can imagine the trash male and female which comes across the internet
And it hurts good guys such as my self an old army veteran who served
for a free nation

People are and must be cautious of the stuff which is out there in internet

I am however a for real person

You know 30 years ago if you said hello ladies call me and lets go do coffee the phone
would be ringing of the table

Or if you said you were as friendly and had a heart as big as Hoss Cartwright who
played on the Western Bananza, those return emails would be zipping right through the
OLE personal computers

But now days It is 360 degrees different people blocking you, people saying I am
not interested

It is just amazing how the internet system has changed and how it has really
gotten very difficult to meet new friends via the PC

But i must drive on and persue the opportunity to meet new friends now that
i have relocated to the west coast here in vancouver, washington

so here goes

Hello there

My name is Steve Miller from Vancouver, and I do live in Vancouver and I am 53 years old with a birthday of Feb 22.

I am not afraid to leave you with my phone number (edited, 'cause

I am armed forces retired and I am a blue collar worker in Portland (local truck driver)refered to a transfer driver where I take a rent-a-truck or tractor to a customer or another rent-a-truck branch.

It is day shift unless I go on a over nighter, ususally have weekends off, pretty good gig for a army retired guy.

I am built like Hoss Cartwright from the western bananza
probably have more hair on top and I wear a ball cap where he wore a cowboy hat; however the build is the same so if you can not remember what Hoss Looked Like then ask a friend or you could watch a re-run smile lol.

I wear my hair short by choice and have no beard or mustache
by choice and I am a blue jean and pull over or front up button shirt, loafer wearing guy.

I am Low Keyed, spontanious, good listener, but bad eye contact
type of guy, but working on it

I do like doing most of the basics.

I do not abuse alcohol and do not smoke cigerettes or dope, but please feel free to smoke around me but please do not smoke dope around me, but that does not disqualifie you as a new friend if you do smoke pot I know many our age do.

I at 53 like to cuddle, hold hands and sit across from you at the coffee shopand talk and cut up.

I was born in Vancouver and was away for 33 years and came back to be nearer my 81 year old mother I don't live with her
I have a place of my own but that is why I relocated from the south back hear to where I was born.

Please feel free to keep in contact and add me as a friend

Thanks Steve Miller Vancouver

Ok, y'all, I know it's not real likely to be THE Steve Miller, since this dude claims not to be a midnight toker. But your Auntie Jane's gonna give him a call just in case. And if it is him, she's gonna take the money and run. Woo woo woo.