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Some women will prefer this.
Because America's laws prohibit polygamy, I would like to share my life with you 2 to 3 other women in a loving, contractually committed (but not married) way. The women too will be fellow partners (sisters) in this relationship based on a healthy ranch lifestyle. (By the way, I am not a Mormon although I have studied and respect the religion. I also love literature and the arts.)
Please send me a short bio and a picture – or if you prefer, an email to initiate further conversation. I would prefer a woman with a college degree and\or some vocational/college training. Although this is not my present objective, any children that are born from this union will live a safe Montana Ranch lifestyle. Please feel free to respond if you are between 20 to 28 years old (I am 30). (But don’t respond if you have a husband or are connected with some sort of sex ad or business; you will be just wasting your time.) By the way the number of women is not an issue with me; I am looking for someone who shares similar passions and interests and with whom I can emotionally connect. Any addition members would need to meet with the approval of the others – and have a fun-loving nature.
By the way my interest would be properly defined as Polyamory:
Polyamory (from Greek πολύ [poly, meaning many or several] and Latin amor [literally “love”]) is the desire, practice, or acceptance of having more than one loving, intimate relationship at a time with the full knowledge and consent of everyone involved. The term polyamory is sometimes abbreviated to poly, and is sometimes described as consensual, ethical, or responsible non-monogamy. (from Wikipedia)
Oh, Glory Be! For years I have been harboring a shameful secret: my Little House on the Prairie fetish. The long, silky hair, the calico dresses, the scent of hay, the warm, firm feel of a cow's teat in my eager hand...swoon...
Ahem.
My little apple blossoms, such fun we shall have!
...someone 'Happy'. ...someone 'In-Touch'. ...someone 'Cool' ...
someone ...'CAFFEINE-ADDICTED-FREE'. someone ...Clean, White, NOT-Fat, Pretty, Brushes-Teeth, O-K-Body, Understands-...'Caffeine'/very-important. ...Understands ...Health and has Happy-Pretty-Feet. ...You'll ...likes Pets, Outdoors, Creeks, Redwoods, Bicycles, and ...Motorcycles, too. ...Herb is Understood, and You look Cute/Pretty and/or ...Nice. YOU will have a Brain that Work-Well w/Cooking/Bar-b-q-ing, Hiking, and ...Producing-Babies, if Posssible. 'Get-Back-to-Me' w/Phone-Call, Love, E-mail or Other. ...and for No-Reason-at-All, I'll get You my ...'Web-Site-Address'. ...It relates to the ...TOTAL-ABSOLUTE-DESTRUCTION of CAFFEINE. ...'VIEW-DAILY'. ...Love; Steve
Wait, how am I supposed to stay "NOT-Fat" if I'm smoking herb and not drinking coffee? Seriously, that's a recipe for sitting on the couch all day eating Cheetos dipped in Nutella and watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I just don't see how "Brain that Work-Well w/Cooking/Bar-b-q-ing, Hiking" is possible under those conditions.
Plus, why is Steve so afraid of coffee? Maybe his sadistic parents hung this picture across from his bed:
best guy on creags list number 1
just like the title im the best fuck the rest u want to meet a reel guy give me a holla im up for anything crazy im blonde blue eyes 5,10 i love the laddeis new to town and need to find some love and a good relationship
and, uh, if u got a meth hookup that wud be sweet
its wierd, but im serious....
i have this thing that i'm itching to try again ..im sitting here wanting someone to let me do something a little out of the ordinary someone to let me put my nose on their tongue (nothing gross and no surprises) just literally that. just stick your tongue as far to your chin as you can and let me lay my nose on it for 10 seconds.....simple right? i guess there really isn't a reason for me doing this except i just like to do it and always have liked it.
Ummm...ok...it's not often that Auntie Jane is stumped, but dang! How is this sexy?
Is it the feel of all the little tastebuds, like tiny pleasure nubbins? Is it the scent of the tongue, so evocative that you begin to imagine you can smell your partner's thoughts before she voices them? Is it the thought that in all probability, NO MAN HAS DONE THIS TO HER BEFORE?
All right! You've talked me into it! Does it help that I can touch my nose with my tongue? Auntie will lick your nose Gene Simmons style, baby.
Homeless man with cute dog and internet seeks woman - 27 (under 183 and burnet)
So here i am... wandering the streets of austin. just me and my super cute fluffy dog. my girlfriend gave me the boot because she was sick of me harassing her about her drunken lifestyle. im told its none of my business where she stayed the night before... over and over and over. oh well... id rather be homeless with dignity than sleeping in a warm bed with a whore. dont you agree? so... will trade affection for shelter. so long as you actually appreciate it.
Tip from your Auntie Jane- this kind of thing works a lot better for chicks. Trust your Auntie, darlings. She knows.
i wish i can meeet that special lady who can still my heart
i just on here looking for lady i be friends with im down earh man with no kids dont play games im not looking to hook up with stripers if u a stripers dont read this meesage its not for u ll real ladies my ideal date be going out to dinner
Attention all personnel! This patient is a DNR! Do not restart his heart under any circumstances! If you are a special lady, (I'm looking at you, Nurse Renee!) you may even take it upon yourself to still his heart.
But stay away, you pernicious candy stripers! Your winsome good cheer and wheedling, cookie-distributing ways are not welcome here!
WhErE u BeEn aLL mY LiFe?? - 27
What's up LaDieZ.. first let me tell you this is kinda wierd for me, i have never done anything like this before, and its not like i can't find anyone on my own.. but to be honest i just got out off a long relationship and haven't really have much time to get back into the dateing game, I have a really good job, a nice car, and heading back to school soon.. guess da person i'm looking for isn't much , just a down to earth person i can relate to and have fun with..i play almost every sport,(basketball,football,tennis.ect.) and very much an outdoor person, (Fishing,hiking,camping..ect).. currently i'm coaching a basketball team..i'm down for coffee or a quick lunch... just hit me up..Peace =)
WhErE i BeEn? eviDeNtlY I bEeN wOefUlLy NeGleCtIn mAh SHifT KeY.
(Good Lord, that's exhausting. How DO you young folks do it? Maybe it's easier when you been smokin' the shards.)
