I want to smell you fart - 30
Hi, I am fairly new to the area, attractive guy, 30, and would like to find a fun woman to enjoy time with.
Seriously, dude? That's the best you can do?
38 Years Old Never Kissed a Girl - 39
Looking for a Woman, must be at Least 28 Years old and Less than 50.
Must posses a Mountain Bike or something similar for easy rides up and down the Fire roads of Forest Park.
Must like to have Beer afterwards or enjoy a good glass of wine or take a 420 break, it doesn't bother me.
I think I'm gonna need something stronger than a beer.
chrastian man - 41
I like to go to church, I love God. I have jus t finished my first Book it is about about Jesus. I like to ride horses, quads, and spend time out doors. if you like what you see sofar drop me a line.
Honey, sweetie, darlin', don't you think if you're such a good Christian, maybe you should learn how to spell it?
For extra schadenfreude, all these men are from my actual dating pool!