Thursday, January 29, 2009

OK.........THAT'S IT!!!

OK.........THAT'S IT!!!

Crap Clown, 50M, seeks younger circus reject (F) for severe pretend slapstick S&M. Must have bucket full of glitter and large oversized shoes.
No freaks!



Oh my stars and garters! Dollbabies, it takes a lot to shock your Auntie Jane. I have looked upon the tubgirl and the goatse and those strange girls with the cup. I have wandered through the Elysium fields of rotten.com. I wade through the myriad peenie pics on Craigslist every day.

But our Intrepid Northeastern Correspondent has found the one thing that truly makes my heart sink and my bowels protest. (Except that Auntie is too much of a lady to actually have bowels. Carry on.)

CLOWN SEX, PEOPLE. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

If romance were a flower

If romance were a flower, what type of flower would it be? - 40 (Your Daisy Awaits;))

If love were a garden, could you not see that a buttercup is a flower too and not just a weed.

If your are confused about this posting do not respond, you would not get it any way ie.. young girls, teeny boppers etc... However if you are young and young at heart then definitely lets email and be friends.

What I expect: To email and be friends, no big deal about pic. But sooner or later we would have to exchange them. ALSO, NO EMAIL WITH LINKS TO NUDE PICTURES, GET A GRIP. YOU GIVE THIS FORMAT BAD VIBES. Thats it. will explain the rest later, to the right lady.


Far beneath the bitter snow
Lies the seed
That with the sun's love, in the spring
Becomes the rose


Ducklings, we all know that sometimes all the beauty and sorrow of life is just too much. How can one tiny human mind comprehend all that the universe has to offer? It's so much easier when you have a sensitive, intuitive, thoughtful, loving mate. And you can bury yourself inside her Flower
and rise with the two starbright gulls to
disappear into a perfect dark sky.


Tuesday, January 27, 2009

IN need Not needy

IN need Not needy whats your need?

Lets do all we can !will not let you down ! I give back all you give me work hard for things I have and will have ! come along for the ride! we will have fun ! will stop for poddy brakes and beer If needed lol!so if fun is a need lets go!




Poor Auntie Jane must admit- I do need frequent poddy brakes! (Especially when I've been having tea with Vera Vodka, Winnie Whiskey and Perdita PBR.) My Gentleman Callers tend to laugh at me when I need to tinkle every half hour. Once I did find a handsome, charismatic man who also needed many poddy brakes! Alas, he was married. Such is Fate.

Dating is hard, y'all.

I CAN SPIT FOR YOU

I CAN SPIT FOR YOU...OR I CAN SPIT ON YOU


THIS IS THE NICER SIDE OF MY WRITING
THE COOL, POOL OF WATER
REFRESHING WORDS
BUT WHEN PROVOKED
I SPIT THE VENOM OF A KING COBRA
AND THE FIRE OF A DRAGON!
ENJOY......

A BLACK MAN'S WORDS! (((holla if you hear me)))

i just prayed to GOD for inspiration
had to loosen my bandana for blood to flow
now letters flow from fingers effortlessly
like smoke flows in circles from my nose
no green is needed to light this
my brain sparks flames to ignite the truth
the sway of my neck to j. dilla beats
words bounce like a needle on top of grooves
some say i spit rhymes when i'm typing
i say i spray knowledge inspired by youth
i choose to stay up on verbal game
if i ain't up on it...i'd surely loose
so get up on this hardcore
soft in the heart with a dragon's skin
my tongue and my pin spits fire
that comes from the flame that burns within
damn, this comes so easy
how is it so? where do i begin?
i keep things short and to the point
choose words to make your mind do backbends
a hustler at heart
a preacher with soul
rock with rhythm
so tight in a hole
vibrating walls
dropping missles from the air
like good sex pumping
loud noises, pulling hair
lyrics in your ear with a deep baritone
a soft wet feeling
with my voice
in the phone
a man you you can feel
just by reading his words
think i'm the truth when you read?
wait until i'm heard!
WORD!









Kids, listen up because this is very important. Your Auntie Jane wishes to register a complaint. WHY IS IT SO FREAKIN' HARD TO FIND THE LYRICS TO SHAQ DIESEL?

Now, I don't mean the album, I mean the single that came with the Shaq-Fu Sega game. Oh, your Auntie used to spend hours listening to that song on repeat, over and over, as soothing as Bob Ross whacking the devil out of his paintbrush.

HOW IS IT THAT THIS WORK OF GENIUS HAS NOT BEEN PRESERVED? DO YOU HEAR ME AL GORE?

Wait a minute! Hold the 'phone! Auntie's Close Personal Friend (and One that Got Away) Ryan "Big, Big Brain" Scott managed to find a 2004 transcription from one IvyLeagueNegro. A big flip of Auntie Jane's skirt to Mr. Scott and Mr. Negro!


You wanna rumble with me
Tumble with me
I float like a cloud
Sting like jungle bee
Bad boy
So wahtcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do
when they come for you, nothing
Turn my head check my back
Critics clocking me
I always feel like
somebody’s watching me
And you can take quotes from these notes
I’m a man eater
Do I look like Hall and Oates? No
Quick to rise on MC's like JR Rider
Lyrics, taut to the tongue like apple cider
Uh I’m so hard its pitiful
I bite like a pit-i bull
The way my jaw lock
BLOW like a Glock
pimp slap you taste my fingernail dirt
yank yo tongue through yo teeth
and wack lyrics you squirt
Jerky
they’ll be calling you Don cuz of your Knotts

Who got the props?
Who got the props?
ME!

Shaq Diesel!
Make em shake
make em shiver
Mc's Take notes as I stand and deliver
(4 times)

The way I spit spit venenom
You should call me snake in um grass
I get between that as-phalt
My money in the vault
Skills like Nas
Wizard like Walt
When I talk 5-0 pull out the chalk - UH
Shaq O’Neal I represent
Mcs talkin bout they rich
I, richer like dent
You live in a tent
I got more styles than RuPaul’s
But bigger balls
Ref u got the whistle Make a call
some fools tryna maul time like this
I wish
That raindrops would fall
Now peep while I craw
Yo My skills range like rover
Carry more green than a clover
Uh the bridge is over
Check it
My mouth be gat
My tongue be clip
Buck buck off the top
Buck buck off the bottom lip
Now that’s four shots
I got 13 more
Who’s world is this (girl voice)
Yo its prison for sure- PUNK!

Shaq Diesel!
Make em shake
make em shiver
Mc's Take notes as I stand and deliver
(4 times)

Follow me.. come quick
Come quick now won’t you follow
Spit hits the mike back to my mouth
Guh! Damn I swallow
But let me jump back & catch myself
Look in the mirror every day
fool I check myself
Last album came around the mountain
I’m still coming correct
Missile drop every (tendays?)
6 zeroes on the end of my check
Mike check my minds playing tricks on me
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun See?
I’m hard to kill like a roach
Runnin up the sideline looking at coach
I will approach
Any MC that wants to battle
Feeling high and mighty
Knock you off your saddle
Shake shake this mike then rattle
roll down the street smoking smoking
I don’t smoke (I don’t smoke)
But I sip on Pepsi juice
I’m bald and black like Zeus
Mcs follow me now like a freaky caboose- HA HA

Shaq Diesel!
Make em shake
make em shiver
Mc's Take notes as I stand and deliver


Those were the days, weren't they, kiddiewinks? Shaq and his 6.4 million dollar smile.

Model type Female

Gorgeous REAL Artist searching for IMAGINARY 'Model type Female'


REMEMBER, You are IMAGINARY, not real. So, I'm going ALL OUT on this post for my 'Model type Female' who happens to love painters. Yes, I am a painter/artist...I haven't 'milked' that one for all it's worth...yet. I digress...

My IMAGINARY 'Model Type Female':You are between 5ft. 3 and 5ft. 10. Slender, Petite, Average, with a sense of flare. You have healthy beautiful long or short stylish/chic/hip hair. You have beautiful/penetrating eyes. Pouty French lips. High cheek bones (of course). Dress HIP and CLASSY (a cross between Audrey Hepburn, Sade, Hip skater chick, Heroin chic model, and this chick I never 'met' from CL). You know who you are? You can look great in classy 1960's dress, hot in a hoodie, beautiful with or without makeup. Keep this in mind however, you're not real. Just trying to get you back into reality.

You must like Art Art Art and Art. And not the following type of art (you know), like someone who paints Unicorns or Sunsets. And, when you say you're into the Velvet Underground or Generation X, you actually listen to these bands at home or in your car. Oh yes, you can love Death Cab, and all of those new glorious bands with lyrics that inspire (I like the new lyricists).

I LOVE YOU IMAGINARY FEMALE:)

Sincerely,

Moi




Y'all, it is haaaaard to be an artist. Your soul is so full of beauty, begging to be expressed, and yet the outside world can be so...ugly. It's so hard to find a gorgeous woman who understands. Let me quote you some lyrics I found especially meaningful:

If heaven and hell decide,
That they both are satisfied,
Illuminate the "no's" on their vacancy signs,
If there's no-one beside you when your soul embarks,
Then I'll follow you into the dark.

PLEASE COME FIND ME, IMAGINARY WOMAN! I'M TIRED OF BEING A LONELY DOUCHEBAG.

Monday, January 26, 2009

i can relocate for you

Very nice Gentleman looking for a real Ladie (To Live With) - 52 (Im in Yakima, But i can relocate for you)

Hello.My name is John.I know that this is kinda crazy,But i thought it wouldent hurt to try.I just may be the man your looking for.Im going to be very honest with you.Im down on my luck, And im living with my Mother (in Yakima).I would like to find a Nice,Caring Ladie who would be willing to take me into her home and start a relationship together.I dont have much to offer,Except lots of Love and Appreciation.Perhaps we could fall in love with each other and be there for each other.I know its terrible to be alone.Im not Picky about looks or age.As long as your a GOOD PERSON thats all that matters.I am very simple and easy to please.And i will give it my all to please you.I concider myself one in a million and i know that you will be glad you found me.Please, Take a chance.You wont regret it.Hope to hear from you,So we can get to know each other. Thank you....Oh,...Hope you like my photos...Even though i may look like a bad boy, I assure you that i am a very Kind Gentleman. And Polite and Respectfull......John




My stars, John. I certainly do know it's terrible to be alone. When the toidy gets clogged, there is no one else to blame!

I am a Nice,Caring Ladie, thanks ever so for noticing! I also concider you one in a million and I am glad I found you. Unfortunately, Auntie Jane is also down on her luck and about to move in with her Mother. I'll always wonder what we might have had..

JEWLERY

Home all day making jewlery, want to join me??

HI,,
I'm gong to be home all day working on my jewlwey..
i cut cabochons, wire wrap, silver smith
Its called lapidary art and its a great hobby to make money with and be 623 creative. I'm 41, a dad, easy going, professional and outgoig, optimistic,,363 Live in phx 14 years now, love the sun. You can call or text me...7256 I made the bracelet below, its petrified bogwood set in silver. What i"m looking for is a good woman to go out with and get to know that can grow to be my girlfriend. She shoud be smart, optimistic, funloving, likes to cuddle with a movie, and go out too. I like dong most all the normal stuff, love to eat and try new things, bar games, swport events, museums...just want a good normal fun gal!! Artists welcome to applY or if you like art too. LOL somone called me and asked myname,, she sounded on the angry side to start,, she asks my name. I said John. That is my name. She said something stupid and accused me of lying, and said somehting else about yeah your all johns right??" Then she hung up. Why do people do dum stuff like that?? Why the hatred?? No sence to me.





Mmmm, honeychile, Auntie Jane just loves jewlwey. I'm not sure about the bracelet, though. Bogwood? Don't get me wrong, Auntie loves wood, but I try to keep the bog out of the picture, you know?

FUN GOING

FUN GOING AND VERY POSITIVE STABLE MAN

I AM A FUN GOING AND VERY POSITIVE MAN THAT IS LOOKING FOR A POSTIVE LADY THAT WANTS TO HAVE SOME FUN...I AM STABLE WITH A GOOD INCOME AND A GREAT PROVIDER ,,I LIKE TO SPOIL MY LADY WITH GIFTS AND LOVE ...I HAVE A GOOD INCOME AND HOME ,,,GREAT JOB NO BAD HABITS I DO DRINK BEER BUT NOT A BOOZER ,,I DONT HANG OUT IN BARS,,,I LIKE TO DANCE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME ,,IM A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER BUT I CAN PROTECH MY SELF I NOT A PUSSY BOY I AM A MANS MAN,,,,I LIKE RIDING MY HARLEY IM KIND OF A CLEAN CUT BIKER BUT I AM KINDA OF A OUTLAW ,,BUT I CAN GET A LITTLE CRAZY AT TIMES BUT ITS ALL GOOD,,I HAVE A NICE BIG BOAT I LIKE TAKING OUT ON THE SUMMER TIME AND GO SUN BATHING AND FISHING,I LIKE WEEKEND ROAD TRIPS I ENJOY CHECKING OUT DIFFERANT AREA IN THE NW ,,,I LIKE DOGS I DO HAVE 2 MED SIZE DOGS,,THEY ARE MY BUDDIES,,,I MA MISSING ONE THING IN MY LIFE IS A GOOD LADY ,,I GET TIRED OF WORKING AND COMING HOME A LONE WITH NO ONE TO TALK TO ,,I LIKE LADYS WITH A LITTLE FUN IN THERE LIFES I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A PLAN JANE TYPE ,,,I LIKE TATS AND PEARCING AND WILD CLOTHING ,,I LIKE THE STYLE OF A BIKER LADY ,,BLUE JEANS AND BOOTS,,,,
SO LADYS IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A GOOD MAN THAT IS A LITTLE DIFFERANT IN A GOOD WAY AND FUN WE SHOULD TALK, I AM A GOOD PROVIDER AND REALLY DO LIKE TO SPOIL MY LADY AND HAVE HER LOOKING GOOD,, SO I HOPE TO HERE FROM SOME NICE LADY ...
I AM 6FT AND 190 LBS IN GOOD SHAPE ,,AT THE YOUNG AGE OF 56 BUT FEELS AND ACTS MORE LIKE A 40 YR OLD...I JUST LIKE TO HAVE FUN


Lambkins, your Auntie Jane was so hopeful about this one. I like fun! I like gifts and love! I could use a little protechion now and then! I have tats and pearcings and wild clothing!

Aw, crap. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A PLAN JANE TYPE ,,,

Should Auntie Jane change her name to Tiffani-Amber or Mary-Kate?

Sunday, January 25, 2009

virgans

is there any virgans out there

hi i'm a 27 year old male that would love to meet a good looking lady that has not sleep around with half of here town.i would love to find a girl that believes in relationships and marrige down the road.i have a good job i own my own house and i have a heart that is sad and loney because i can not date a girl that has been with more than 2 men.so if the love of my life is out there write back and we could see where it leads us.well hope to hear from you!!


This young man was referred to me by a Concerned Friend.

Oh, you poor dear. Auntie Jane may not be able to help with your loney heart, seeing as how she has slept around with half of this here town, but I can at least help with the cytomegalovirus infection!




Virgan®, also known as Cytovene® and Vitrasert®, should not be used if you have the following conditions:
•kidney disease
•low blood counts, like low white cell, platelet, or red cell counts
•an unusual or allergic reaction to ganciclovir, acyclovir, other medicines, foods, dyes, or preservatives
•pregnant or trying to get pregnant
•breast-feeding

WILL IT EVER HAPEN ???


WILL IT EVER HAPEN ???


I wonder,
Seems like the more you care about someone, The more you are taken for granet.
No one is perfect, I would like to find someone whoe is a little like me.
Please don't take this in a negetive manor,but I'mm beginning to have bout that
the pecial someone is out there.




This gentleman was submitted by our esteemed Mountain Correspondent. (Auntie's got the hookup, yo.)

Darlings, we have all spent too long in that dreary boarding house known as the Negative Manor. We must not have bout. Get out there, live every day like it was your last, dance like no one's watching, and you too can find that Pecial Someone. IT CAN HAPEN.

i finally grew up

i finally grew up


hi im eric. im a handsome hardworking conservative christian im good at what i do and have a lot of fun along the way. entertainment is everywhere just look around a little bit. im looking for a attractive women outside and in she needs to be conservative and christian it will have a real good chance at working out that way. if u think it will work for us then im here waiting. please be local and no porn site women as u can see im christian so go to ur cam and be a skank to someone else. thanks




Chickabiddies, your Auntie Jane is suddenly feeling slightly uneasy. My sainted gran had a fur tippet just like that one. And she had a yen for construction workers just like that one.

Oooer, I'm going to have a bit of a lie-down. I'm feeling awfully strange.

WARNING- NON DESPERATE

WARNING- NON DESPERATE, NON GAMER, ACTUALLY LOOKING 4 SOMETHING REAL

HERE IT GOES.... LET ME BE BLUNT, I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ONLY THOSE WOMEN/LADIES/GIRLS (DEPENDING ON YOUR OWN PERSONAL PERCEPTION OF YOURSELF LOL) MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE THE REALISM OF AN ADULT RELATIONSHIP. ALLOW ME TO CLARIFY MY OWN DEFINITION OF AN ADULT RELATIONSHIP SO THERE IS NO CONFUSION OR ASSUMPTION THAT I AM OFFERING, IMPLYING OR SUGGESTING ENTERING INTO A "BENIFICIAL" FRIENDSHIP OR 'N.S.A.' ARRANGEMENT OR WHATEVER OTHER TERM THAT SOMEONE WOULD USE TO MASQURADE/DISGUISE INTENT TO MEET PEOPLE SO THEY MAY RUN WEAK GAME BY PRENTENDING TO GIVE A SHIT RIGHT UP UNTIL THEY GET LAID BECAUSE THEY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BE HONEST ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE ULTERIOR MOTIVES ARE AND LACK ANY OTHER CHARACTERISTICS THAT MAKE PEOPLE WANT TO SLEEP WITH THEM OTHER THAN THE ABILITY TO LISTEN AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A MOMENT OF VAUNRABILITY WHEN IN THE LONELY DESPERATION OF WANTING TO BELIEVE THEY REALLY UNDERSTAND AND CARE, SOCIOPATHICALLY THEY USE THE INFORMATION NOW OBTAINED BY DECEPTION TO GET THEIR ROCKS WITH NO REGARD TO THEIR "PREY". AND SADLY THERE ARE SO MANY WEAK PEOPLE OUT HERE THAT ALTHOUGH THEY ARE TRULY A SMALL, INSIGNIFICANT PERCENTAGE OF THE REST OF THE ADULTS OUT HERE IN THE DATING GAME, THEY ALONE HAVE CREATED THE NOW CREDIBLE & JUSTIFYABLE JADED AND DISINFRANCHISED SINGLE ADULTS THAT GO INTO NEW THINGS WITH EACH OTHER WITHOUT THE ABILITY TO BE AS NAIVE AND TRUSTING AS THEY SHOULD WHEN DEALING WITH THE HEARTS BUSINESS BECAUSE WITH EVERY VICTIM TAKEN, THE FABRIC OF MALE FEMALE RELATIONS IS SLIGHTLY TORN JUST A BIT SO ONE DAY WE WON'T BE ABLE TO INTERACT ON ANY OTHER LEVEL THAN JUST FOR WANTON DESIRE AND PHYSICAL NEED THAT WE'LL ALL END UP LONELY AND MISERABLE. AND IF YOU'RE THE PLAYER IN THE GAME I JUST DESCRIBED, LIFE DOES HAVE ITS WAY OF BEING CRUELY VINDICATING. BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE ALWAYS END UP MARRIED TO SOMEONE THAT THEY HAVE A VIOLENT LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP SINCE THEY "KNOW" THAT PEOPLE ARE BASICALLY EASY AND THEY END UP MORE MISERABLE THAN THE REST. OR IN OTHER WORDS, LOL, IF I JUST WANTED TO SCREW YOU I'D COME RIGHT OUT AND LAY MY CARDS OUT. THAT'S WHAT I MEAN BY AN ADULT RELATIONSHIP. NO GAMES, NO DEFINITIONS, NO LYING, NO MISTRUST, JUST EXCITEMENT WHEN WE HAVE PLANS THAT HAVE NO PREWRITTEN ENDING IN BED OR WHATEVER AND THE REAL, HONEST CARING YOU CAN HAVE WHEN YOU FIND THAT WITH SOMEONE. KINDA DEEP, BUT THATS WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.. HOWEVER, UNTIL I FIND THAT PERFECT DEAL THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THOSE "SPECIAL" FRIENDS EITHER.. SO THE HELL WITH IT.. IF YOUR GOOD LOOKING, UNDER 40, HWP, SECURE, DISEASE FREE AND WANT TO MEET A MAN THAT CAN BE DESCRIBED THE EXACT SAME WAY I'M REQUESTING YOU BE, HIT ME UP. MUST SEND PIC WITH RESPONSE AND I'LL SHOOT YOU ONE BACK ;)



Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Pretty Leg AMPUTEE!!!

Time of Your Life Awaits For A Pretty Leg AMPUTEE!!!

This is a search for just the right special person! A young and very generous CEO has engaged our services to find a female above knee leg amputee as a part time travel companion. If you are that person, we are looking for you! This is a once in a lifetime chance and is not at all a joke. Our client is quite distinguished and the selected lady will be well taken care of, have doors opened in the hospitality and entertainment industries, and could well be set for life! He is looking for someone slim to medium, 20-40, attractive and intelligent. If you fit the bill or you know someone who does -- don't be bashful! This is an incredible chance to be taken on fabulous trips and treated like royalty! Referrals will be handsomely rewarded!

Please e-mail us with some information about youreself (or the lady) and we will respond with more information about him and move on to the next level. We remind you that this is not a joke. This is a serious request for a special lady who would like to be well taken care of amd have some times of her life!


Treated like royalty! Set for life! Pass Auntie Jane the hacksaw, honey!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Hopless Romantic

Hopless Romantic Looking for his Queen to Spoil

I still believe in old-fashioned romance. You know where we try to spoil each other. I am educated, but currently working at a fun job. 6'0" and bedroom blue eyes. I've always been happy go lucky and refuse to change. I drink maybe three times a year at most and only at social events. I do smoke cigarettes but will soon be quiting. I'm tired of putting up with everyone's complaints and the actual cost of cigarettes nowadays. I am looking for a woman who is submissive in her views and what I mean by that is that she actually enjoys being loved and is not ashamed of showing her love. I can explain this more if you contact me and we can chat. I still believe in opening car doors for my lady and bringing home bouquets of flowers...just because. I want the proverbial cook in the kitchen and you know the rest...LOL. There is so much more that I could say, but let's chat!!





Ohhhhhh, kiddies! Your Auntie Jane is so excited! I thought I would never again get the chance to Touch Paul Bellini!

Pen Pal and Panties

From our Esteemed Northeastern Correspondent:
Seeking pen pal and panties am in Iraq - 31 (Bagdhad)


31 white male educated
cute
funny
lonely
far from home
2nd tour
I won't turn anyone away sometimes it is really boring


Well. I mean, what a gosh-darn shame. Not only do our poor troops have inadequate weapons, armor and supplies, they don't even have panties!! Your Auntie Jane is going to send this poor soul a pair of her granny panties pronto. (The elastic's busted- I hope he won't mind.)

This American Hero didn't give us a picture, but I imagine him looking something like this:

Fat, hairy, loves guns

Fat, hairy, loves guns, seeking same in woman - 38
I'm a chubby, hairy, 38 year old dad of two with a love of guns. I work tech support and live in a decrepit 4 bedroom house. Seeking a woman with similar interests. When I return from home I love to strip down to my kevlar thong, fry up a bunch of bacon, and watch war movies while cleaning my guns.

Must be able to braid backhair and reload .40.






Kids, your Auntie Jane has a confession to make. She finds this one just a teeny bit tempting. I mean, back hair AND bacon? Be still my heart.

Sure, a decrepit house, guns everywhere and two step-kids may not be what every girl is looking for. Some of you want security, attractiveness, a place to live without rats and roaches. So shallow, you modern girls.

Back hair guy? Call me!

BAD ASS WAR ANGEL OF GOD

BAD ASS WAR ANGEL OF GOD SEEKS BAD ASS WOMAN ANGEL TO HELP FREE EARTH (I BELIEVE 2012 MARKS THE GREATEST DANGER)

Hi my Shawn and I was looking for a woman who might be interested in living in the wilderness for awhile with me. We could live like Native Americans, have horses, explore, worship, learn the old ways, seek the Holy Spirit, get strong, and just enjoy the beauty of creation and love. I have everything you can think of for survival, you name it, I probably have it. I believe 2012 marks a great change for civilization on our planet and you can see the letter I wrote on www.warningfromgod.com to our government. I promise you it is a true story of right and wrong, truth and freedom, life and death. You be the judge. Google it now, I don't want any money from you and I am not a freak about it, just giving everybody a friendly heads-up. Me: 5' 11" 170 organic drug and alcohol free action fitness endorphins fun real loyal honest really looking for a wife. I am free and strong because of God the Almighty. You are too. Thank you for looking and I hope to hear from you. Sincerely Shawn





I would like to thank Shawn for being our very first Boyfriend!

I tried to read his Warning from God manifesto, but Satan distracted me with something shiny. But if you have kept your body clean enough to resist the satanic alien-angels in the Matrix, (mmmm, Keanu, I cannot resist you) I suggest you take a look. After all, "You might tell yourself that you are doing just fine and even much better than me the way you are, and I would ask you what have you done lately to overthrow Satan?"

Really, ladies, what HAVE you done lately to overthrow Satan?

Your Auntie Jane had some Ovaltine.