And the cat you rode in on!

Fuck you and your pay-per-view pussy!!! - 37 (Prontown)

Seriously! Fucking seriously, I will pay $20 to any live girl that meets me for coffee in any borough of the Portland metro area. That's right, if you're in Oregon city, I'll come to your local coffee shop and pay you 20 fucking dollars just for being a real god damn woman. Hell I'll even buy your god damn skinny hazelnut machiato fucking drink. I am so sick of these fucktard spambots and join my webcam site bitches. Seriously, are there any real women on here? Any??? (over 18 only please)

About time someone recognized my worth as a real god damn woman! Meet me at Peet's in 20....