Thursday, August 6, 2009

Awww. Mr. Douchebag!

BRIGHT EYES is giving me a headache-Aritst Wants Muse (Studio of Art)

'Let's Get Lost' ~Chet Baker

This is for the Females who Know...nuff said...

I have been posting on the 'Men Seeking Women' CL for quite some time. But, I have finally figured out what type of woman that I want. I have tried the serious approach and the humorous side of things. I'm throwing out the humor for the serious (for this post). You and I will live the NYC, SAN FRAN, PARIS, BERLIN lifestyle to the tenth degree. How does that sound? Good? Good!

You must be into the ARTS, and you will have that chic/hip/styish vibe going Shannyn Sossoman, Sade, Audrey, Lisa Bonet (post Cosby), and of course part skater chick, part sosphistication. I DON'T want the 'white trash' getting lost thing, I'm too much of a snob for that (my own kind of snobbery). It's the Drugstore Cowboy, My Own Private Idaho, Midnight Cowboy type vibe going on here. Existential, Philosophical, with wit and Intelligence and beauty thrown into one big MAD ride.

Thrift store chic, with Highbrow ideals and ideas. You with me so far? If you're the 'right' chick, you know what I'm talking about. You have seen it in the Foreigin/Indie Films, or have lived it, or fantasized about living it. BUT, this is NO fantasy, this will be real. Do you want to get 'LOST?'

Think of The Cure's 'Pornography' album, Christian Death's first album, the Doors first album, The Swans, and the Velvet Underground. And we'll throw in some Miles, Parker, Coltrane, Massive Attack, Ambient Groove etc.

Intimacy is a must for this relationship to work. Intimacy in the way of trust, loyalty, sincerity, and empathy.

It's not about the next fix, it's about reaching the ethereal heights that THIS life has to offer. BLISS...without Heaven. Back to the womb. Go back to the water where we came from...

This is not the hippie way, this is the Hardcore way. Hardcore Ivy League with Street smarts.

Hi, Mr Douchebag! Good to see you again! Still no luck finding the model/muse/genius with no critical thinking skills of your dreams? I'm sorry, baby. I'll say a little prayer for you the next time I'm in the adorably freckled arms of my 24 year old Spanish/Norwegian banker loooovair...kiss kiss!


  1. oh Good Lord, this guy is intolerable! And hang on, you have a 24 year old lovair?

  2. Um, if by lovair you mean one of the guys...

  3. Fisting performed by a butcher is far far more than this cocknocker should be hoping for.