I AM YOUR IVORY ROMEO!

LOOKING FOR MY EBONY JULIET! I AM YOUR IVORY ROMEO!

I'M A SINGLE WHITE GUY FROM BEAVERTON 6'5'' ATTRACTIVE, ATHLETIC, AND AM LOOKING SPECIFICALLY FOR BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMAN OUT THERE, A WOMAN THAT EPITOMIZES WHAT EBONY BEAUTY IS. A LOT OF PEOPLE COME ON HERE BEING BLAND AND NOT BEING SPECIFIC ON WHAT THEY LOOK FOR BUT I AM. I AM LOOKING FOR THAT LADY, THAT QUEEN BETWEEN 21-30, EXCEPTION CAN BE MADE ON THOSE AGES, I JUST WANT TO WEED OUT THE TEENS, AND OLDER WOMEN, I WANT SOMEONE WHOM I CAN TREAT LIKE A QUEEN, SUPPORT HER, AND LOVE HER AND BECOME HER KING. PLEASE DON'T HAVE ANY BABY DADDY DRAMA, AND BE A MISS INDEPENDANT! I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU!

Now, my sweet potatoes, I want to make sure you know that your Auntie Jane is 100% what the kids these days call "queer positive". I fully support the right of all consenting adults to do whatever the hell they want to each other as long as it doesn't involve children, animals or clowns. Having said that...

DUDE, YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR YOUR EBONY MERCUTIO BECAUSE THAT PICTURE IS SERIOUSLY GAY!