Fat, hairy, loves guns, seeking same in woman - 38
I'm a chubby, hairy, 38 year old dad of two with a love of guns. I work tech support and live in a decrepit 4 bedroom house. Seeking a woman with similar interests. When I return from home I love to strip down to my kevlar thong, fry up a bunch of bacon, and watch war movies while cleaning my guns.
Must be able to braid backhair and reload .40.
Kids, your Auntie Jane has a confession to make. She finds this one just a teeny bit tempting. I mean, back hair AND bacon? Be still my heart.
Sure, a decrepit house, guns everywhere and two step-kids may not be what every girl is looking for. Some of you want security, attractiveness, a place to live without rats and roaches. So shallow, you modern girls.
Back hair guy? Call me!