Saturday, January 24, 2009

Pen Pal and Panties

From our Esteemed Northeastern Correspondent:
Seeking pen pal and panties am in Iraq - 31 (Bagdhad)

31 white male educated
far from home
2nd tour
I won't turn anyone away sometimes it is really boring

Well. I mean, what a gosh-darn shame. Not only do our poor troops have inadequate weapons, armor and supplies, they don't even have panties!! Your Auntie Jane is going to send this poor soul a pair of her granny panties pronto. (The elastic's busted- I hope he won't mind.)

This American Hero didn't give us a picture, but I imagine him looking something like this:


  1. I'm probably the only one sick enough to think that guy in the picture is kind of hot, amn't I?

  2. Auntie Jane is right there with you, ducks.

  3. hi, my name is Panty Patty and I love a guy who can love my well worn sexy silky panties
    with a photo so he can see how it looked on me before I send it to him along with a hot letter
    So let's share the fabntasy,first try and I will answer all opne and honezst letters.