Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Model type Female

Gorgeous REAL Artist searching for IMAGINARY 'Model type Female'


REMEMBER, You are IMAGINARY, not real. So, I'm going ALL OUT on this post for my 'Model type Female' who happens to love painters. Yes, I am a painter/artist...I haven't 'milked' that one for all it's worth...yet. I digress...

My IMAGINARY 'Model Type Female':You are between 5ft. 3 and 5ft. 10. Slender, Petite, Average, with a sense of flare. You have healthy beautiful long or short stylish/chic/hip hair. You have beautiful/penetrating eyes. Pouty French lips. High cheek bones (of course). Dress HIP and CLASSY (a cross between Audrey Hepburn, Sade, Hip skater chick, Heroin chic model, and this chick I never 'met' from CL). You know who you are? You can look great in classy 1960's dress, hot in a hoodie, beautiful with or without makeup. Keep this in mind however, you're not real. Just trying to get you back into reality.

You must like Art Art Art and Art. And not the following type of art (you know), like someone who paints Unicorns or Sunsets. And, when you say you're into the Velvet Underground or Generation X, you actually listen to these bands at home or in your car. Oh yes, you can love Death Cab, and all of those new glorious bands with lyrics that inspire (I like the new lyricists).

I LOVE YOU IMAGINARY FEMALE:)

Sincerely,

Moi




Y'all, it is haaaaard to be an artist. Your soul is so full of beauty, begging to be expressed, and yet the outside world can be so...ugly. It's so hard to find a gorgeous woman who understands. Let me quote you some lyrics I found especially meaningful:

If heaven and hell decide,
That they both are satisfied,
Illuminate the "no's" on their vacancy signs,
If there's no-one beside you when your soul embarks,
Then I'll follow you into the dark.

PLEASE COME FIND ME, IMAGINARY WOMAN! I'M TIRED OF BEING A LONELY DOUCHEBAG.

1 comment:

  1. Did he just post a picture of John Cusack in "Better Off Dead"?

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