Homeless man with cute dog and internet seeks woman - 27 (under 183 and burnet)
So here i am... wandering the streets of austin. just me and my super cute fluffy dog. my girlfriend gave me the boot because she was sick of me harassing her about her drunken lifestyle. im told its none of my business where she stayed the night before... over and over and over. oh well... id rather be homeless with dignity than sleeping in a warm bed with a whore. dont you agree? so... will trade affection for shelter. so long as you actually appreciate it.
Tip from your Auntie Jane- this kind of thing works a lot better for chicks. Trust your Auntie, darlings. She knows.
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