FAT CHICKS NEED NOT APPLY - 46
80'S ROCKER ... SEEKS LEATHER AND LACE
i'm not rich
i not supose too drive lol
i have a 10 month old pit
i live in a R.V. behinda used car lot
I'm well travelled i've seen most of the states and some of the world
Now kittens, this is something that drives your Auntie Jane crazy. Am I fat, or not? I am not a woman of vast proportions, but neither am I a stick insect. Does an extra 20 pounds really disqualify me from throwing my Stevie Nicks-esque top hat in the ring for this foine man? And what does Height/Weight Proportionate really mean? Isn't everyone's idea of physical perfection going to vary? What if I've got a little gut but really excellent legs? AM I GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU THEN, MR. ROCKER?
Aw, screw it. Auntie's gonna go listen to Belladonna and eat some DoubleStuf Oreos.